| RESULTS: Rudolph > Frosty 13 to 5 Yesterday's Inequality here! Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is a story of a young reindeer who is picked on by all of the others for being different because of his bright red nose. The other reindeer don't include him in their reindeer games and call him names. Then, on a foggy Christmas Eve, Santa asked him to lead the sleigh through low-visibility conditions with his bright red nose. After essentially saving Christmas, Rudolph became the most popular reindeer of all and has songs, stories, and movies to tell his tale. |
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Rudolph > or < Frosty
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Rudolph is just a mutant deer. Frosty's a magic fucking snowman. AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteRudolph saves Christmas while Frosty melts away smoking on his corcob pipe. Rudolph's nose is a light - Frosty's is a button. Rudolph FTW.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. Frosty is just a giant dick tease.
ReplyDeleteFrosty melts and leaves you depressed. Rudolph is all about happy endings. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteOkay, come on. Frosty dominates Rudolph here, and I'm not sure how you'd draw any other conclusion. Let's break down the basics. Frosty was created from Christmas magic and a stylish old top hat. Rudolph was created by a genetic abnormality, effectively rendering him a mutant. Frosty's presence was wished for and enjoyed by the children who created him. Rudolph was such a mincing turd that he was excluded from all the reindeer games. Frosty took the children on a whimsical romp through the wintery streets, parading gaily down the road, spreading Christmas cheer, bolstered by the forces of magic. Rudolph sat around, bitching and moaning, feeling sorry for himself and really bringing nothing to the table until his genetic mutation was deemed useful. Frosty's charm was in his ability to create Christmas cheer out of thin air and spread it widely. Rudolph's charm was that his nose doubled as a headlight.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Rudolph has going for him is his mutant nose that he came by through no fault of his own whereas Frosty's got all the Christmas magic-ridden charms in the world. And really, I waited until the end, but I could've pulled this trump card at the beginning and called it quits: Rudolph is the reindeer equivalent of a ginger. Think about that.
Frosty is creepy. He steals that little kids top hat that they were playing with then doesn't give it back.
ReplyDeleteRudolph is way better; he saved Christmas for THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Compliments of Wikipedia (the all knowing of the internet cough, cough) regarding Frosty:
ReplyDelete"Narrated and sung by Burt Reynolds, with veteran actor/voice artist Bill Fagerbakke in the role of Frosty"...Burt Reynolds and a poor guy stuck with the last name Fagerbakke for a lifetime is better than Rudolph - I think not. Let's face it, Frosty has a creepy side (like Stephen King IT clown creepy) and now we know why. Go Rudolph!
Rudolph is cuter and looks like Riley.
ReplyDeleteFrosty is kind of a douche. So is the deer, but if I had to choose, I wouldn't pick the asshole that dies from 32+ degree weather. What a jerk.
ReplyDeleteErika, that makes me want to change my vote.
ReplyDeleteThank You Shane.
ReplyDeleteFrosty the Pervert
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZuOwyg5hR0&has_verified=1
That is all the further evidence you need to support Rudolph > Frosty.